Ever feel like your body doesn’t match your brain? As if your skin should peel away so you can start again? Ever feel like you’re listening to a constant caterwaul, But when you try to hear it, there is no sound at all? Ever feel like you’re painted bright pink and clashing green And no matter how hard you rub them, the colours keep their sheen? Ever feel like a computer that’s about to crash? Ever feel like a chewed-up ball? Ever feel like trash? If you’ve ever had the pleasure of partaking in such fun, Then please take heart in knowing that you’re not the only one!